Sounds great, let’s have more of that!

You're already complaining about the price of food, when farmers are barely breaking even on it.

You won't pay ten quid for a sustainably-farmed chicken, and I bet you're really really not going to pay ten quid for one single hand-grown ecologically-neutral farmed carrot.

And if you are, I've got some carrots for you right here. Discount if you order them in multiples of ten.