Contrary to windmills, which slows down the rotation of the earth.

Garlef 2 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

No problem: Just build a subterranean boat and launch a few nukes close to the core to restart rotation.

margalabargala an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Doesn't that depend whether you point them east or west?

Point them north and you'll increase Earth's axial tilt.

	▲	hedgehog an hour ago \| parent [-]
		I think you just solved both leap seconds and daylight savings time.

munk-a an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

Won't someone think of the ~children~ birds?!