How do you get to be a VP while simultaneously being that delicate? My god, eating dogfood as gross is so childish to object to.

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yolo3000 2 days ago | parent | next [-]

What do you mean? Champagne is classy, it matches perfectly the role of VP. These are special, unique people. They will take your unrefined words and use their magic to make it stand out.

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kid64 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

In the OP's country, dog food may be considered less desirable than people food.

	▲	mrguyorama 16 hours ago \| parent [-]
		That's the entire point! If you aren't willing to eat your own "dog food" because it's "less good", then you are making shitty dog food! The entire point is that you should strive to be a company that makes dog food so good that you would be happy to eat it as not-a-dog because it's above and beyond the bar! If you are unwilling to use your own product, fix that