Have you ever tried to sleep while the person next to you watches a movie at full volume?

Yeah, it sucks. I agree with you, they should be brutally murdered.

That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.

sharkweek 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Just put them in row 24 on a Boeing 737 max and let the problem take care of itself.

halapro 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Just open the window

Boeing tried this new feature.

	▲	halapro 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Not a bug, works as intended.

> That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.

Correct. Kicking someone off during a flight and not giving them a parachute counts as a regular murder...

	▲	verdverm 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Requisite link to satirical study "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094