> "Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."

Death finally worked up the nerve.

"The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book" (2009) https://www.google.com/search?q=The+Official+Chuck+Norris+Fa... re: Official Chuck Norris Facts #1 - #101 w/ scripture:

> #1: "Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain ... the cobra died."

	▲	westurner 5 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Of this list of martial arts films: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_martial_arts_films Which are similar in plot and character arc to "Man of Tai Chi"? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Tai_Chi Which Chuck Norris films are also similar? > Forest Warrior, A Force of One, The Octagon, Forced Vengeance, Sidekicks, Which "hacker films" are also similar?