| ▲ | huhkerrf 7 hours ago |
| Death had to take Chuck Norris sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight. |
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| ▲ | jm4 an hour ago | parent | next [-] |
| Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. |
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| ▲ | ndsipa_pomu 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Chuck Norris never slept, he just waited |
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| ▲ | thiagoharry 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| And yet death was defeated. And with that, Chuck Norris took up its mantle. |
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| ▲ | wnevets 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| they were better when they were Vin Diesel jokes. |
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| ▲ | fullshark 6 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | The Vin Diesel jokes I remember had an absurd quality to them beyond "He's really tough." One I recall fondly was "Vin Diesel writes Donkey Kong Fan Fiction." | |
| ▲ | huhtenberg 6 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Chuck Norris jokes were making rounds well before Vin Diesel was even born. | | |
| ▲ | cthalupa 5 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | The Chuck Norris fact page that really kicked this all off started as a Vin Diesel fact page. Most of the original funny Chuck Norris facts were from the original Vin Diesel ones. | | | |
| ▲ | wnevets 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Is this a joke? |
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| ▲ | moralestapia 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-] |
| Haha, good one. I will have to steal this one for my upcoming valedictorian speech. The crowd is going to love it. |
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| ▲ | AdmiralAsshat 6 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | I believe it's stolen from a quote said about Teddy Roosevelt https://markloveshistory.com/2018/01/06/death-had-to-take-ro... | |
| ▲ | plasticsoprano 6 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Except is was said by Vice President Thomas R. Marshall upon Theodore Roosevelt’s death and co-opted as a Chuck Norris joke. | | |
| ▲ | chungy 5 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | Teddy Roosevelt was the Chuck Norris of his day. It is appropriate. | | |
| ▲ | GolfPopper 4 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | I think that comparison is quite unfair to Teddy, and overly flattering to Chuck Norris. Historian, sheriff, war hero, governor, explorer, and a successful President who reshaped America largely for the better. While Roosevelt was human, he led a life that very few have ever matched. That said, the line does fit them both. | | | |
| ▲ | SebastianSosa 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | All due respect, no comparison, teddy is a real legend not just cinema. Lets not conflate the two. Much love to chuck though. |
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| ▲ | ohjeez 6 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | It's a kickass obituary, no matter the subject! | | |
| ▲ | moralestapia 6 hours ago | parent [-] | | I agree! It is funny because you usually think of Death as something inevitable and people just accept it but then ... some of these guys put up a fight. Mega-LMAO! |
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