I'm putting my dog in his crate with all my important documents, but leaving my fine china tableware in the cupboard away from the dog.

You start with one teacup in the crate and before you know it you're merging handle redesigns back to the entire fine china cupboard.

and then tie a tiny string from the china to a thing inside the cage because it seemed handy at the time...

Then one day forgetting to close the door of the crate…..