Just for once I want "CEO convicted of fraud making their comeback" to come back with some really boring business. Like, I want Elizabeth Holmes to serve out her sentence then come out swinging to raise funds to vertically integrate pallet construction.

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notlenin 17 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I feel like part of the secret to being that type of CEO is that whatever your business is, you can spin it into something "oh my god, much wow".

Like it won't be just "vertically integrating pallet construction", it'll be "a heartwarming revolution in the construction of pallets, now with AI and blockchain".

Kind of like how TFA mentions that Milton's new SyberJet will "pioneer AI flight".

	▲	some_random 12 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		This could make a funny bit as well now that I think of it, advertise your new enterprise as an AI NFT Blockchain Distributed Pallet Revolution but under the hood it's just a sensible Harvard Business School rollup.
	▲	seanhunter 16 hours ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		Exhibit A: Adam Neuman, who somehow convinced people that office rental + shitty app that didn't work was "The first physical social network" and therefore deserved a tech company valuation. And to be clear he's not been convicted of fraud, he walked away from the cash bonfire with over a billion dollars.
	▲	chneu 17 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Sell me this pen

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elphinstone 17 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

How about Holmes comes back and works at Starbucks? Why should we want known criminals and con artists back in positions of power and trust? Investing in someone like that is a breach of fiduciary duty. Give the opportunity to some worthy unknown, not known liars and criminals.

	▲	JohnFen 14 hours ago \| parent [-]
		> How about Holmes comes back and works at Starbucks? I wouldn't trust her to make my coffee.

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jlarocco 17 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

If there were any justice, after jail these fraudsters would be working low paying jobs like fast food and retail, and the CEO jobs would go to people who haven't been convicted of fraud.

But of course they'll leverage their connections and get high paying jobs like in this case.