> Rule 5 is often shortened to "write stupid code that uses smart objects".

This is probably the worst use of the word "shortened" ever, and it should be more like "mutilated"?

Syntactic sugar is cancer of the semicolon.

Tide goes in tide goes out, can't explain that.

	▲	paradox460 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Tide goes in, clean laundry comes out