| ▲ | zjp 9 hours ago |
| Millennials delenda est. Or maybe Gen X. But definitely millennials. I am stockpiling champagne for when performative profanity goes to the grave with the silent generation against which it is still rebelling 70 years later. I do not want to order the sloppy toppy burger at BURGERSLUT. Just give me a cheeseburger. But yes, you should build a website. |
|
| ▲ | replooda 9 hours ago | parent | next [-] |
| "Millenniales delendi sunt." Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise... |
| |
| ▲ | 0_____0 2 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | looks up latin conjugation chart fuck this i'll learn mandarin instead | | | |
| ▲ | dickiedyce 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | I daren’t ask “What have Millennials ever done for us?” because I have a suspicion that it would be a surprisingly unfunny answer. | | |
| ▲ | techterrier 9 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | they gave us doggo | |
| ▲ | achenet 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | Google and Facebook? Minecraft? Most recent music? | | |
| ▲ | rpdillon an hour ago | parent [-] | | That's Gen X. Google's founders were both born in 1973 and Notch was born in 1979. Zuckerberg was born in '84, so he's solidly a millennial. | | |
| ▲ | bix6 an hour ago | parent [-] | | Zuck was birthed in the pits of Isengard so he’s actually Gen I. That’s why it’s all about him! |
|
| |
| ▲ | zjp 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Cheems will be to millennials what the Grateful Dead logo was to Boomers. |
| |
| ▲ | 9 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | [deleted] |
|
|
| ▲ | bix6 an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Well all the assets are with the old asses so the only thing left for the younger gens is creativity and humor. I’d make you eat a sloppy toppy burger too you little burger slut boomer bitch <3 |
| |
| ▲ | zjp an hour ago | parent [-] | | This is clever but it’s self defeating because it’s tasteful. It’s a good joke. I felt like John Waters was saying it to me. And the painful thing to me is the tastelessness. |
|
|
| ▲ | Apocryphon 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Ironically, this kind of performative outrage (over a performative thing or not) is also very Gen X or millennial-coded. I can’t even. Take a chill pill. |
| |
|
| ▲ | tryauuum 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| what is a "performative profanity"? A profanity which only goal is to be performed, said out loud? What other goals does a profanity have? I guess to hurt feelings of another person? |
| |
| ▲ | rchaud 2 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | Basically to get the attention of others and distinguish oneself from the stiff formality of previous generations. It's a very common trope in the titles of self-help books written by millennials: https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/ceecki/book_t... | |
| ▲ | zjp 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Fucking performative fucking profanity is fucking gratuitous and is fucking clearly only fucking there so you fucking know I fucking smoke fucking Camel Lights. It’s not fucking musical. It doesn’t fucking enhance the fucking thought or it’s the wrong fucking emotional fucking register for the fucking material. It’s just fucking there. | | |
|
|
| ▲ | jrflowers 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| > I do not want to order the sloppy toppy burger at BURGERSLUT. Just give me a cheeseburger. Seems odd to complain about the kitschy menu item names after walking into BURGERSLUT intent on ordering |
| |
| ▲ | zjp 8 hours ago | parent [-] | | You don’t always get to choose the restaurant. Sometimes your friends drag you places. Sometimes your sister in law wants to go take a photo of the Castro Theater and then get a cookie, and you find yourself in Hot Cookie calling a chocolate chip a Basic Bitch. I just think that these kinds of "perfect agency" gotchas ignore the tradeoffs of living an actual life. | | |
| ▲ | mlrtime 4 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | >Sometimes your friends drag you places. Sounds like a website is not your biggest problem then. Pick better friends or stop complaining, you sound like a whiner. | | |
| ▲ | zjp 2 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | I don’t really think that’s a proportionate solution to a minor annoyance. So far the advice I’ve gotten has been: - restructure my relationships - say something psychotic like “let’s go to a different neighborhood so I don’t have to say two words for dessert” But you are all misreading this as a cry for help or advice. It is a bit. I even say the goddamn fucking words! I just think they’re cringey and I was commenting on my distaste for that feeling. I don’t have a cellarful of champagne either. I have bad news about the Easter bunny. “You sound like a whiner”. Get a sense of humor maybe? Or failing that at least display the self composure and grace I so lack and pound sand. | |
| ▲ | achenet 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | with all due respect - just because your friends occasionally want to go someplace with questionable names doesn't mean they aren't good friends. I'm not going to ditch the friends who let me sleep on their couch for weeks at a time during periods when I was homeless and jobless just because they occasionally want me to accompany them to a stupid restaurant. |
| |
| ▲ | jrflowers 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | What is the tradeoff in the scenario you described? You were enjoying time with your sister in law, you called a cookie a bitch, and then…? You weren’t having fun with your sister in law after that? | | |
| ▲ | lelanthran 5 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | Well, many would have done it the other way - had fun with the cookie and called the SIL a bitch :-) | |
| ▲ | zjp 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | I think the cost of having to say something humiliating is at least equal to the cost of the cookie, so I want it for free. Of course I had fun with my sister in law, even if I rolled my eyes at the business. That's beside the point. Making you say this stuff is a tiny, petty act of domination. Say it or you don't get the cookie, or you look unfun. Anyway, it's the same argument people have been having forever about not wanting to say 'grande' at Starbucks. A war we won. And we will win this one. | | |
| ▲ | autoexec 4 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | > I think the cost of having to say something humiliating is at least equal to the cost of the cookie, How is 'bitch' any worse than ordering a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity? Is anyone really focing you? Point and grunt if it makes you feel better. Odds are good that the wage slave taking your order doesn't care what you call it. Whatever indignity you feel you're suffering in the ordering process is nothing compared to what the employees have to endure. | | |
| ▲ | zjp 2 hours ago | parent [-] | | They’re exactly as cringy as each other actually, but your self-righteous point is well taken. Sure, agreed. I have class consciousness now. I am awakened. As if I would ever make this some random cashier’s problem. |
| |
| ▲ | jowsie 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | What makes it humiliating? To me, it's just words, a little childish but still.
I'm a Brit though, and I feel we have a much more lax attitude to swearing over here. | | |
| ▲ | antihero 5 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | If OP feels "humiliated" reading a silly item from a menu their dominatrix must have the easiest job in the fucking world. | |
| ▲ | zjp 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | "A little childish"; Bob's your uncle. |
| |
| ▲ | chillfox 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | pointing at the menu and saying "that one" works just fine. | |
| ▲ | jrflowers 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Do your friends and family know that calling a cookie a bitch is humiliating to you? That’s a pretty strong feeling, so I would be pretty mad if I communicated that and people close to me still dragged me to those places anyway. I wouldn’t be mad at the business, though, I’d be mad at the people that are knowingly disrespecting my boundaries. | | |
| ▲ | trick-or-treat 7 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | When strangers do that it's disrespecting boundaries. When family does it it's giving you a hard time / teasing. | | |
| ▲ | jrflowers 7 hours ago | parent [-] | | When a stranger drags you to a place that you don’t want to go that is kidnapping. | | |
| |
| ▲ | zjp 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | [flagged] | | |
| ▲ | jrflowers 6 hours ago | parent [-] | | I don’t think that I’m going to read a Claude summary of this very short conversation that I’m currently having, but if you asked a chat bot to write some text about how the act of calling a cookie a bitch is a humiliating display of subjugation, I am sure that it did that. Anyway I’ll just say that if you haven’t explained to your friends and family that calling a cookie a bitch is humiliating for you, you should do that. If you have done that, you should do it again. Hoping that all of the Eggsluts and Hooters etc. go out of business is a terrible strategy, especially in the latter case because in that scenario all of those places could close tomorrow and you’d still be surrounded by people that will find one way or another to make you call a cookie a bitch. | | |
| ▲ | zjp 6 hours ago | parent [-] | | [flagged] | | |
| ▲ | jrflowers 5 hours ago | parent [-] | | Sorry I touched a nerve. For a less personal response to your sharing about being humiliated and dominated at Hot Cookie: you can just order chocolate chip there. I’ve been there, it’s a busy bakery and they do not have a policy of wasting time forcing customers to say swear words before accepting their money. | | |
| ▲ | zjp 5 hours ago | parent [-] | | As God said to Abraham. What illuminating advice. | | |
| ▲ | jrflowers 5 hours ago | parent [-] | | Wait if you knew that, was this > Making you say this stuff is a tiny, petty act of domination. An intentional lie? I’m trying to imagine going from “the crux of my problem is that they force you to do that” to “obviously they don’t force you to do anything” that quickly. Did you ever even call a cookie a bitch? | | |
| ▲ | zjp 4 hours ago | parent [-] | | Wait no, I see what’s happening. I am sorry. Deeply and I mean it. I was cruel to you. When a person does what you just did it is itself typically a dominance move. Those questions scream passive aggression. They are too close too early to be anything else. I read concern trolling. I read elaboration as escalation. I missed confusion and concern. And I was drunk on how annoying I found that to be, because getting into it on a forum can be thrilling. And when you replied to something so simple and dripping with sarcasm with complete earnestness, it snapped me out of my stupor, and made our conversation clear. Yes, I have called a cookie a basic bitch. I found that somewhat grating. It is conceptually true that you could avoid it. There are social pressures that disincentivize avoiding it. Everything else is drama and joke and rhetorical flourish. Recast in this light, I am embarrassed by what I have said to you. We have barely been speaking the same language because the language is the layers as much as the words. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| ▲ | typon 9 hours ago | parent | prev [-] |
| You will be forced to watch Firefly for eternity. Millenials will rule the internet for a 1000 years (a millenia). |
| |
| ▲ | zjp an hour ago | parent | next [-] | | Firefly, Dr. Who, Sherlock, on repeat. My own personal circle of hell. | |
| ▲ | Gigachad 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Only because the internet for the next thousand years will only be bots, which stopped getting new training material after everyone else went outside. |
|
