>pray tell, where do we learn this simple truth?

Praying[0] is a good start! That, coupled with large amounts of suspension of disbelief[1] helps too.

I suggest drinking (or whatever your preferred brain-fogger might be) heavily. That helps you ignore the details -- because the "devil is in the details" and we mustn't have that, right?

[0] Also known as "begging an imaginary sky daddy for help"

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_of_disbelief

I realize you're just replying in kind to the GP, who wasn't very nice himself. I also think it's not necessary to feed such trolls in a way that insults all the religious folks who do enjoy this site and don't try to push our faith on others.