> XML supports attributes, namespaces, CDATA, DTDs, QNames, xml:base, xml:lang, XInclude, etc etc. They gave it everything, including the kitchen sink.

Ah, the old "throw a bag of nouns at the reader and hope he's intimidated" rhetorical flutist. These things are either non-issues (like QName), things a parser does for you, or optional standards adjacent to XML but not essential to it, e.g. XInclude.

> things a parser does for you

IME there are two kinds of xml implementations, ones that handle DTDs and entitie definitions for you and are insecure by default (XXE and SSRF vulnerabilities), and ones that don't and reject valid XML documents.

> Ah, the old "throw a bag of nouns at the reader and hope he's intimidated" rhetorical flutist.

The accusation here is a defleciton. OP's point isn't a gish gallop, it's that xml is absolutely littered with edge cases and complexities that all need to be understood.

> optional standards adjacent to XML but not essential

This is exactly OP's point. The standard is everything and the kitchen sink, except for all the bits it doesn't include which are almost imperceptible from the actual standard because of how widely used they are.