They grind up your skeleton, remove the dental gold, then re-name it "ashes?" That's not very "green."

Why not add this to your will:

1. place my body on a pile of dynamite on an Oregon beach, and blow it up (first issue umbrellas to the funeral party.) Or, failing that...

2. Freeze my body in liquid nitrogen, sharpen my head in a giant pencil-sharpener, then drive me into the ground as a fertilizer-spike.

3. Do #2 above, but throw my sharpened body from a plane flying over farmland. Add fletching to my legs to guarantee pointy-end-downwards.

4. Cast my body in a block of solidified transparent polyester resin, then use it as a large tombstone. People visiting can watch the slow decay, until years later it's a me-shaped bubble. (Leave a little drain-channel to prevent explosion from gas pressure.)

5. Once I saw a button-mushroom entirely take over a live eggplant. Do that to my body, but with psilocybe species. Then dry, grind, and smoke me up.

6. "Resomation," but that's too too conventional.

This just reminded me of a friend who explicitly requested to be placed inside of a glass cube and then blown up, his body becoming an instant art project/memorial.

I don't think enough people realize the 'grind up your skeleton and re-name it "ashes"' part of cremation.

skeleton powder is more apt. Enough of the euphemism!

I always quite fancied attempting the wick effect for cremation. Apparently it takes ages though...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wick_effect