But you leak all type of information and and the retrieve either leak even more data or you'll end up with transferring a god knows amount of data or your encryption is trivially broken or spend days/month/years to unencrypt.

I don't know how you got these ideas but when you crack it, do make sure to write a post about it. Can't wait for that writeup.

Math literacy needs to become standard for computer scientists. These takes are so bad