I'm using:

persona: drunken sailor

Because then at least the tone matches the quality of the output and I'm reminded of what I can expect.

Does it tend to break out into sea shanties?

Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.

	▲	yunnpp 10 hours ago \| parent [-]
		https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_k8wYuk8PQ

But then what do you do with it early in the morning?

	▲	amelius 9 hours ago \| parent [-]
		For starters, shave his belly with a rusty razor, obviously ;)