I thought a mezzanine was when you go see a movie at noon.

I believe that’s a matinee

mikrl 11 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

That’s a martingale you’re thinking of

Actually, I think he's referring to the resplendent angel of the Kabbalah, Metatron. In the Jewish canon, Metatron is a big film buff.

	▲	thenobsta 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Megatron is also a film buff and the enemy of Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime flies well above the mezzanine.

The mezzanine is the drink with the worm in it; after you get "mezzed", you feel like the worm is eating you from the inside.

No, that’s mescaline (Spanish for tequila).

It was my attempt at a joke.

	▲	overcrowd8537 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		woosh