If anyone wants a chuckle, I vibe-coded an endless supply of "synergizing paradigm" terms as a slideshow for a fake corporation. It's fun to put on in the background on a tv somewhere to see if anyone notices.

https://brightpath-global-solutions.com/

Edit: repo link: https://github.com/chronick/global-business-solutions

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gregw2 16 hours ago | parent | next [-]

A bit of "hacker history"... at the dawn of the web 1993 was birthed the first app (that I know of) along these lines: "Buzzword Bingo".

It got mentioned in WSJ of all places as news of it spread.

For the history+app from its creator, see:

https://lurkertech.com/buzzword-bingo/

(Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzzword_bingo )

I'm glad to see, 25-30 years later, the hackers/cynical-tech-workers who birthed it getting justified by actual social science research.

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linolevan 17 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is awesome. Almost all of these are believable even if you're looking at pretty carefully. I need this on a firestick or something.

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el_benhameen 18 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

A delightful update to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

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reactordev 18 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Ah, “the only difference being…”

That’s always the line you’re listening for. Everything before that is bullshit, everything after is trying to justify the new product for that one change.

In favor of preferable outcomes of operational excellence as part of our customer success. Barf.

	▲	el_benhameen 17 hours ago \| parent [-]
		I keep hearing this from the naysayers, but I just think that they haven’t fully integrated unilateral phase detractors into their work effectively. Maybe you’re using the free retro encabulator tier so you don’t see the full capabilities, but some of us are already twice as productive.

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plaidphantom 17 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Here's another for the pile. https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4?si=yTB_dICMqnLjqVEi

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janalsncm 16 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Reminds me of corporate ipsum

https://www.corporate-ipsum.com/

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rawgabbit 13 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is a masterpiece. I have seen similar slides in many consultants' decks over the years.

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fnands 18 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Some of those pictures are delightfully cursed

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johnisgood 14 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

"Affordable ... at premium prices". :D

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mv4 18 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

as someone frequently exhibiting at various industry trade shows, I can confidently say nobody would notice.

	▲	roysting 17 hours ago \| parent [-]
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the_real_cher 17 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Brilliant!

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roysting 17 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

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utopiah 18 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Where can I transfer millions in investments already? This is revolutionary. It'll change everything! /s

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cyanydeez 17 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Turn it into an endless LLM trap. The sooner tgese aystems are piinsoned, the batter humanoty will last