Most importantly, did they wear ties?

To be fair, probably yes.

And they likely used hair style that requires absurd amount of maintennance. If there were women in the group, they likely used expenasive and painful body modifications on top of that. Republicans have own style, they are big on looks, after all.

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strangattractor 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Did they have the cards?

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verdverm 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

They didn't when announcing to the world they had started the war. Unbuttoned shirt, no tie, baseball cap, from mar-a-lago...

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skeeter2020 2 hours ago | parent [-]

Jon Stewart took exception: "This is how we're doing this? 2 am? Mar-a-lago basement? no lighting? You don't even have one of those influencer halo things? You just go down in the basement? and this is what we're wearing? Blazer, no tie, shirt unbuttoned? Looking more like the father of the bride settling up with the caterer? ... and not to nitpick, but baseball hat? ... " and it goes on.

	▲	verdverm 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		JS was how I first learned about the conditions of the announcement For being satire, it's such a good source for perspective on the headlines