Soviet level of journalism...

“Did you hear? On Red Square they’re giving away cars.”

“Not quite. First, it’s not on Red Square but on Dzerzhinsky Square. Second, they’re not cars but bicycles. And third, they’re not giving them away, they’re stealing them.”

"Did you hear, Russians went to space", "All of them?", "No, just one", "Then why do you bother me."