"Data has weight, but only on SSDs" - Not just SSDs! Unless you always hang the chad, surely writing data onto punchcards reduces the weight of that 'storage medium'!

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erg0s4m an hour ago | parent [-]

So it has negative weight in this case.

	▲	TheOtherHobbes 10 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		Negative mass = negative energy, so we should be able to make an Alcubierre Drive out of punched cards.