> It isn't just a reimplementation of existing software logic in hardware; it is a rethinking of how deep learning inference should work at the circuit level. [...] By implementing the entire inference pipeline in SystemVerilog, we achieve deterministic, cycle-accurate control over every calculation. [...] But don’t let the two-week timeline fool you. Those were two weeks full of 18-hour days, fueled by caffeine and sheer stubbornness.

I'm having a hard time figuring out if this is satire or not.

From personal experience caffeine is not enough for 2wk of 18hr days.. you need some pervitin type shit