“98.92 % uptime” is horrendous and unacceptable.

Only one 9 of availability means you are seriously unreliable.

There are 2 9s in 98.92.

cronelius 4 hours ago | parent | next [-]

well actually since 1 == 0.999999… and 98.82 is 98.91999999… there are an infinite number of 9s

cr125rider 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

“Wait you mean sequential 9s!? Here I was waiting for just the right time to turn it back on…”

	▲	brookst 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		I’m very proud of our 0.999999% uptime. Six nines!

digitaltrees 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

underrated...

Oh come on guys, this one is at least funny.