It's also an assault, with intrinsic video evidence of the crime committed.

Exactly, not only you agree to any sort of harm (potentially fatal) in return by any sort of weapons that person has you can’t see, they can just do nothing and record you and you have problems with police and serve short sentence even.

This is all children talk here. Seriously people stop being so edgy on the internet and what you wouldn’t do. Use your god damn brain

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jmye 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Yes, cops will jump right on someone getting slapped. That definitely sounds like reality. Good call.

Do you guys ever like, go outside?

	▲	phil21 an hour ago \| parent [-]
		Plenty of places in the US are not large dense urban cities, and the cops will absolutely respond to a battery call. Like every time. Plenty of places this would be the most interesting call of the day for a police force and you'd have 5 squad cars show up. Other places won't even bother responding to the call. Your mileage will greatly vary.