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FireBeyond 2 hours ago

Nah, Matt Levine is an absolute Texas Two Step apologist, something that made me lose a lot of respect for him.

He repeatedly contorts himself into pretzels trying to defend it (why?) and into equal pretzels avoiding exploring the two elephants in the rule:

1. He (and those involved) claim that the process is "actually, truly, intended to be solely for the benefit of the plaintiffs suing us", and that defendants are doing them a favor, going out of their way to spin off these entities that are flimsy houses of cards.

2. Is it just a coincidence that of the firms who've gone through the Texas Two Step process, that they've managed to get away with not having to pay ninety per cent of court-ordered liabilities, and in at least one case, ninety-eight per cent?

Why on earth would these companies bend over backwards to do something that they claim has zero benefit for them, and is only truly intended to help streamline and optimize plaintiff's efforts in suing them?

Why is it even called the Texas Two Step? Is it because:

1. it assists claimants and plaintiffs (their adversaries) to bond together and present one solid unified case against you, or...

2. because it assists them to elegantly dance around their liabilities?

Levine and the firms and companies he's carrying water for insist the name has nothing to do with the second point.

In the JJ case, Levine's apologism of "they weren't bankrupt enough, yet" is horseshit.

JJCI was funded to the tune of $2B. Slightly less than the $61.5B of liability, you'll agree.

After the bankruptcy was rejected, the Judge had said that the bankruptcy might be necessary at some point in the future, but "now wasn't the time".

JJCI re-filed bankruptcy proceedings three hours later.

All these apologists are taking the piss.

triceratops 2 hours ago | parent [-]

> JJCI was funded to the tune of $2B. Slightly less than the $61.5B of liability, you'll agree

Your numbers are all wrong.

Here's a law firm's summary of all the judgments to date against J&J: https://www.sokolovelaw.com/product-liability/talcum-powder/...

These don't add up anywhere close to $10b, let alone $61.5b.

$61.5b is the amount that J&J ultimately agreed to pay the new company (LTL) that it spun off to take over the liabilities.

This is from the court that rejected the bankruptcy:

"we cannot agree LTL was in financial distress when it filed its Chapter 11 petition. The value and quality of its assets, which include a roughly $61.5 billion payment right against J&J and New Consumer, make this holding untenable."

https://www2.ca3.uscourts.gov/opinarch/222003p.pdf

My translation: "This new company can get up to $61.5b from J&J but says it's in financial straits. Bankruptcy denied."

I'm aware the Texas Two Step is used by companies to get out of paying what they legally owe. It's unclear to me if this particular case is a good example of that today because J&J has committed to paying at least $61.5b and that's much more than the judgements against them.

If in 20 years all the judgements end up being more like $80b and J&J says "Whoopsie, money's run out" then I guess we can call shenanigans.

I don't know what Matt Levine has said about the Texas Two Step outside of this case.

> JJCI re-filed bankruptcy proceedings three hours later

What did they change in their application? What happened to the new filing?