| ▲ | fecalprinter26 8 hours ago | |
Combine fingerprint biometric with fecal samples for a convenient "fecalprint" button. The user doesn't even have to go into the bathroom! It can be microslops version of Apple's TouchID. | ||
| ▲ | yard2010 8 hours ago | parent | next [-] | |
You're absolutely right! It's not just a fecalprint button, it's a feces platform! | ||
| ▲ | soopypoos 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | |
just press your bumhole to the glass | ||