| ▲ | lelanthran 7 hours ago | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Another oldie "If you play the Win98 CD backwards, it summons Satan. It's worse when you play it forwards - it installs Windows" Ah, good times... :-) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ▲ | badocr 3 hours ago | parent | next [-] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
I have a "quotes.txt" from slashdot days with some MS jabs in it: > Last week, I left my 2 XP CDs on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more. > The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner. > A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine Juvenile some might say, but they still makes me giggle. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ▲ | jackdoe 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heart good times :) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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