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> My favorite movie is die hard. I think it's a Christmas movie. But, honestly, we shouldn't have to wait until Christmas to watch you die hard. We should be able to watch that any day of the week :)

Seems to catch various other cases though. Cool tool.

Thank you --

And I agree, you can watch Die Hard anytime. ;-)

Points for creativity at least