> Rightsholders must not be allowed to control how works are preserved, else they can very easily steal from the eventual public domain

I was clapping my hands at the skilfulness of this satire -- the idea that a person could actually believe this near-perfect inversion of reality, where piracy is not merely acceptable but in fact noble -- and then I started to think that... you actually probably do believe this.

If you were in fact trolling all along, my hat is off, you got me.