The President is not prohibited from pardoning themself for UCMJ offenses.

Infidelity that requires people at work to lie for you is the military's problem.

Apparently exoneration by one's partner for example in an open marriage does not change whether infidelity is an offense per UCMJ.

On a standard DNA paternity test, one's parents will test positive.

Wouldn't keeping DNA on file (and other biosignatures like heartbeat at a distance) make it easy to identify actual.

That person didn't remember their wife in a deposition. And, "I thought he was pretty good at what he did."

Deposition video featuring Trump not remembering his ex wife: https://youtu.be/lonTBp9h7Fo?t=1028

It turns out that orders are nullifiable in cases of usurpation, but what about fraudulent use of likeness by one's own kids on bibles and beer pong sets, for example.