I find it interesting that you latched on their jailor metaphor, but had nothing to say about their core goal: protecting my privacy.

I'm okay with the people in charge of building on top of my private information being jailed by very strict, mean sounding, actually-higher-than-you people whose only goal is protecting my information.

Quite frankly, if you changed any word of that, they'd probably be impotent and my data would be toast.