Sounds like a new remit for the NRO. Park a billion dollar satellite over an area to keep an eye out for petty vandalism. Then the sheriffs office can team up with Space Force: papers will be served immediately by LEO MIRV deployment, which may also count as execution depending on visibility and aim on the day.

/s - but it wouldn't surprise me at the rate things are going.

will you stop giving these folks ideas on how to spend more tax payers money?

/s (but not really)

https://www.wsfa.com/2026/02/07/police-use-drone-technology-...