> We need to see hundreds of life-in-prison sentences by the end of 2029

Best we can do is a couple dozen golden parachutes.

Sure, give them the golden parachutes. Put a few holes in them, then make them jump.

	▲	doodlebugging 6 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Nope. Parachutes are too expensive to waste on these losers. Give them all backpacks. Tell them the backpacks are parachutes. EDIT: Link to old but good joke [0] provided for context. [0] https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/16imt2f/long_an_old_...