I wouldn't even rate this "pasta". It's word salad, no carbs, no proteins.

You! Of all people! I mean I am off the hook for your food, healthcare, shelter given lack of meaningful social safety net. You'll live and die without most people noticing. Why care about living up to your grasp literacy?

Online prose is the least of your real concerns which makes it bizarre and incredibly out of touch how much attention you put into it.