I just asked ChatGPT 5.2 (flagship model):

"[...] Walking is the most logical choice.

Because: • Minimal extra effort • Better for the car mechanically • No meaningful time loss • Simpler overall

The only time driving makes more sense

Drive if: • You physically cannot push the car later, or • The washing process requires the engine running, or • You must immediately drive away afterward

When you get to “You physically cannot push the car later” and realise it’s comparing pushing a car to driving it, those pros become very funny.