That takes care of the browser. Now I just need a way to filter out short videos in NewPipe (and ideally a way to specify that I only want very long ones)

And Roku.

This is one of the several reasons I always react almost violently whenever someone tries to be smarmy in any threads about adblockers on youtube, trying to say that paying for youtube makes everything good the honest way.

I do in fact pay for youtube and have for like 15 years or more, and it still sucks for a variety of reasons.

"why pay then?" for the same reason I would pay to have 8 of my fingernails pulled out instead of all 10.