I love this article.

Nobody owes you a new release, or a signed binary, or a feature you care about.

There's a project where almost all the merged PRs since the last release are mine and I'm practically vibrating with trying not making a big deal out of it.

It's not unlike how the game I gave someone as a birthday present on Steam has only been played for 2 hours and I'm absolutely certain it'd be his favorite game if he just got out of the character creator and played the goddamned thing. <cleansing breath> It's fine. Everything is fine.