I love how - just like many human "apologies" on social media platforms - the bot never actually apologised.

It said it would apologise on the PR as a "next step", and then doesn't actually apologise, but links back to the document where it states its intention to apologise.

To its credit it did skip all the "minimise the evidence, blame others, etc" steps. I wonder if they're just not as prevalent in the training data.