As a member of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am appalled, and profoundly offended, by the idea of someone even as much as suspecting Peter Thiel could be a vampire. He might be an evil bloodsucking parasite, but he lacks the sophistication mortals have come to associate with vampires over the centuries. It's shocking, really, that some people might confuse him with one.

Hisss...I mean, amen! I bet that scumbag has never eaten a bowl of Count Chocula either.

Oh, it applies to sama perfectly, except for the sophisticated bit, or empathy.

Are all vampires sociopaths or just some of them?