> Here’s what’s genuinely interesting.

That's my current AI detector smell.

> He discontinued the blood exchange after data showed “no benefits.” A suspicious person might note that a vampire would say exactly this after the media got too interested.

I don't think it's the media (clearly the younger generations are media friendly), it's probably pressure from the older vamps.

Yeah, that does sound pretty AI-ish / marketing-bloggy. It’s not wrong, but it has a few classic “AI vibes”. If you want, I can........oh no!!!!!!

NO CARRIER

> You know what else is far-seeing? A creature that has been alive for centuries.

Well, hello there!