> Oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car default' warning light.

> Occasionally, for no reason, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed the radio antenna.

> Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

> You would press the 'start' button to shut off the engine.

If you live long enough, satire eventually becomes reality.