Something about the tone of the article just makes me want to write a retort / criticism instead of praising the advice. Maybe it’s because it feels like an incomplete list or that it’s too generalized but written like the author has learned it all. For example, no mention of learning when and what to do to avoid frozen pipes. Or how to fix things when it happens. Also, shoveling snow isn’t that hard if you have the right snow shoveling equipment and know a bit of physics (which in my experience, locals will gladly teach you).

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fwipsy 13 hours ago | parent | next [-]

It's not really meant to be advice. It's the author's own experience, ironically written as if it were advice.

For example:

"You did bleach ten gallons of well water for long-term storage already earlier in the year, right? Good."

This is sarcasm, because the author did not do that.

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hysan 13 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Ah I see. That didn’t translate well for me. Maybe because the title primed me into thinking that this was meant to be helpful.

	▲	fwipsy 6 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		That's fine, humor is subjective. I had a similar experience watching the "manchild" music video recently. I knew it wasn't serious, but I was still annoyed until I thought it through and understood the satire.
	▲	xxs 11 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		It's obviously a self-depreciation/joke style. There is some truth in it [that doesn't translate well over to some other part of the works]. It requires rather poor infrastructure to be present. There has been snow for over 2 months here, with relatively low lows (-29C) but no issue like lack of electricity or water.

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dboreham 13 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Perhaps it's an AI generated article. A real human would have realized quite quickly that you can put snow into the tank of a toilet when the power is out.

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Tor3 12 hours ago | parent [-]

This is about _tankless_ toilets. They only work with electricity-powered flush pumps. That's why the author wrote about having to physically dump water into the toilet to flush it.

For our new home we're making we have two toilets (always practical). One of them is tankless, but we made sure the second one is a traditional cistern toilet with no electrical requirements. Just in case.

	▲	bradfa 10 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Most well pumps are electric powered. The holding tank will give you a very small amount of water that’s in it if it’s up high but after that without electricity it won’t refill. In the USA most residential toilets are tank type and don’t directly use electricity.

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1970-01-01 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The entire article is half-assed assumptions mixed with common sense. The only lesson is to prepare before the snow season arrives or suffer.

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qingcharles 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I just learned first hand what to do with frozen pipes. Couldn't stop it this year as it went so far below zero. On the last day before it warmed up one of the pipes split and put about 2ft of water into the basement. Amazing to see the damage to the CPVC pipe that broke -- like it literally exploded, which it probably did.

	▲	codingdave 10 hours ago \| parent [-]
		You should have a shutoff valve on every pipe that goes through an external wall. Before bitter cold like that, turn off the valve and drain that pipe. If it is supplying an outdoor spigot, that shutoff should just be part of your winter prep. (And yes - I, too, learned that the hard way.)

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dlcarrier 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is a common reaction to posts on the internet, including blogs and Hacker News comments.

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vl 13 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I actually enjoyed the writing. It's clearly reflection on the experience presented as an "advice list" somewhat jokingly. Since author didn't enjoy the experience, tone is somber. After spending childhood in the cold place I can relate.