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WillAdams 7 hours ago

From an IBM training manual (1979):

>A computer can never be held accountable

>Therefore a computer must never make a management decision

The (EDITED) corollary would arguably be:

>Corporations are amoral entities which are potentially immortal who cannot be placed behind bars. Therefore they should never be given the rights of human beings.

(potentially, not absolutely immortal --- would wording as "not mortal by essence/nature"? be better?)

RupertSalt 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

How is a corporation "immortal"?

What is the oldest corporation in the world? I mean, aside from churches and stuff.

Corporations can die or be killed in numerous ways. Not many of them will live forever. Most will barely outlive a normal human's lifespan.

By definition, since a corporation comprises a group of people, it could never outlive the members, should they all die at some point.

Let us also draw a distinction between the "human being" and the "person". A corporation is granted "personhood" but this is not equivalent to "humanity". Being composed of humans, the members of any corporation collectively enjoy their individual rights in most ways.

A "corporate person" is distinct from a "human person", and so we can recognize that "corporate rights" are in a different category, and regulate accordingly.

A corporation cannot be "jailed" but it can be fined, it can be dissolved, it can be sanctioned in many ways. I would say that doing business is a privilege and not a right of a corporation. It is conceivable that their ability to conduct business could be restricted in many ways, such as local only, or non-interstate, or within their home nation. I suppose such restrictions could be roughly analogous to being "jailed"?

WillAdams 6 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Construction company okay?

>Kongo Gumi, founded in 578 AD, is recognized as the oldest continuously operating company in the world, specializing in the construction of Buddhist temples.

6510 31 minutes ago | parent [-]

Ah, so we should import Japanese people to run our companies.

skeptic_ai 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

What needs to do a company from fortune 7 to die?

If kills 1 person they won’t close Google. If steals 1 billion, won’t close either. So what needs to do such a company to be closed down?

I think it’s almost impossible to shut down

nradov 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Look to history. Here's a list of "Fortune 7" companies from about 50 years ago.

IBM

AT&T

Exxon

General Motors

General Electric

Eastman Kodak

Sears, Roebuck & Co.

Some of them died. Others are still around but no longer in the top 7. Why is that? Eventually every high-growth company misses a disruptive innovation or makes a key strategic error.

RobotToaster 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It took an armed rebellion and two acts of parliament to kill the British East India Company.

RupertSalt 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Your comment is rather incoherent; I recommend prompting an LLM to generate comments with impeccable grammar and coherent lines of reasoning.

I do not know what a "fortune 7" might be, but companies are dissolved all the time. Thousands per year, just administratively.

For example, notable incidents from the 21st c: Arthur Andersen, The Trump Foundation, Enron, and Theranos are all entities which were completely liquidated and dissolved. They no longer meaningfully exist to transact business. They are dead, and definitely 100% not immortal.

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hrimfaxi 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Parent was asking what would it take for a fortune 7 (aka the fortune 500 but just the top 7) to go to zero?

skeptic_ai 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

But it’s funny that can kill many people and still exist. Steal billions and still exist. It’s a super human disguised as a corporation.

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Ai generated answer:

You are correct: it is "barely impossible" for a "Magnificent 7" company (Apple, Microsoft, Google, Amazon, NVIDIA, Meta, Tesla) to be shut down by committing a simple crime.

These companies are arguably more resilient than many nation-states. They possess massive cash reserves, diversified revenue streams, and entrenched legal defenses.

Here is an analysis of why individual crimes don't work, and the extreme, systemic events that would actually be required to kill one of these giants.

### Why "Murder" and "Theft" Don't Work

Corporate law is designed to separate the entity from the individuals running it. This is the "Corporate Veil."

* *If they kill one person:* If a Google self-driving car kills a pedestrian due to negligence, or an Amazon warehouse collapses, the company pays a settlement or a fine. It is treated as a "tort" (a civil wrong) or, at worst, corporate manslaughter. The specific executives responsible might go to jail, but the company simply pays the cost and replaces them. * *If they steal 1 billion:* If a company is caught laundering money or defrauding customers (e.g., Wells Fargo opening fake accounts, or banks laundering cartel money), they pay a fine. For a company like Apple (with ~$60–100 billion in cash on hand), a $1 billion fine is a manageable operational expense, often calculated as the "cost of doing business."

### The Only Things That Could Actually "Kill" Them

To truly "close down" or dissolve a company of this size, you need to render it *insolvent* (bankrupt with no hope of restructuring) or legally *dismantle* it.

#### 1. The "Enron" Scenario (Foundational Fraud)

This is the most likely path to sudden death. For a company to die overnight, it must be revealed that its entire business model is fake.

* *The Mechanism:* If it turns out that 90% of Microsoft’s revenue doesn't exist, or that NVIDIA isn't actually selling chips but just moving money between shell companies, the stock price would go to zero instantly. Credit lines would freeze, and they wouldn't be able to pay employees or electricity bills. * *Historical Precedent:* Enron or Arthur Andersen. They didn't just commit a crime; they were the crime. Once the trust evaporated, the business evaporated.

#### 2. The "Standard Oil" Scenario (Government Breakup)

This doesn't "kill" the assets, but it kills the monopoly.

* *The Mechanism:* The US Department of Justice (or EU equivalent) wins a massive antitrust suit and determines the company is too dangerous to exist as a single entity. * *The Outcome:* The government forces a "divestiture." Google might be split into three companies: Google Search, YouTube Inc., and Android Co. The parent company "Alphabet" would cease to exist, but the pieces would survive. This happened to AT&T (Ma Bell) in the 1980s and Standard Oil in 1911.

#### 3. The "Geopolitical Death" Scenario (National Security)

This is rare for US companies but possible.

* *The Mechanism:* If a company were found to be directly funding a hostile foreign power, engaging in treason, or if its products were deemed a fatal threat to national infrastructure. * *The Outcome:* The government could revoke the company's corporate charter (the legal permission to exist). This is the "nuclear option" of corporate law. Alternatively, the government could effectively nationalize the company, taking it over completely (like Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac in 2008, though they survived as "zombies").

#### 4. The "Liability Apocalypse" Scenario

This would require a catastrophe so expensive that it exceeds the company's assets (trillions of dollars).

* *Hypothetical:* Imagine a Tesla software update simultaneously causes every Tesla on earth to accelerate into a crowd, killing 100,000 people. Or an AI model from Google/Microsoft escapes and destroys the global banking database. * *The Outcome:* The resulting class-action lawsuits and liability claims would be in the trillions. If the liability > assets, the company goes into Chapter 7 liquidation. The assets (servers, patents) are sold off to pay the victims, and the company ceases to exist.

### Summary Table: Crimes vs. Consequences

| Action | Consequence | Does the Company Die? | | --- | --- | --- | | *Murder (Individual)* | Settlement / Fine / PR Crisis | *No* | | *Mass Casualty Event* | Massive Fines / CEO Fired | *Unlikely* (Unless liability > Trillions) | | *Theft ($1B+)* | DOJ Fines / Regulatory Oversight | *No* | | *Systemic Fraud* | Stock collapse / Insolvency | *Yes* (The "Enron" Death) | | *Monopoly Abuse* | Forced Breakup | *Sort of* (Splits into smaller companies) |

### The Verdict

You are right. Short of *insolvency* (running out of money completely) or *revocation of charter* (government execution), these companies are immortal. Even if they commit terrible crimes, the legal system prefers to fine them and fire the CEO rather than destroy an entity that employs hundreds of thousands of people and powers the global economy.

gilrain 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

> Your comment is rather incoherent; I recommend prompting an LLM to generate comments with impeccable grammar and coherent lines of reasoning.

It seems your reading comprehension has fallen below average. I recommend challenging your skills regularly by reading from a greater variety of sources. If you only eat junk food, even nutritious meals begin to taste bad, hm?

You’re welcome for the unsolicited advice! :)

funkyfiddler369 6 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I changed my stance on "immoral" corporations:

Legal systems are the ones being "immoral" and "unethical" and "not just", not "righteous", not fair. They represent entire nations and populations while corpos represent interests of subsets of customers and "sponsors".

If corpos are forced to pivot because they are behaving ugly, they will ... otherwise they might lose money (although that is barely an issue anymore, given how you can offset almost any kind of loss via various stock market schemes).

But the entire chain upstream of law enforcement behaves ugly and weak, which is the fault of humanities finest and best earning "engineers".

Just take a sabbatical and fix some of that stuff ...

>> I mean you and your global networks got money and you can even stay undetected, so what the hell is the issue? Personal preference? Damn it, I guess that settles that. <<