I'm firing you for being unable to adequately commune with the machine spirit.

(But for real, a good test suite seems like a great place to start before letting an LLM run wild... or alternatively just do what you're doing. We definitely respect textbook-readers more than prompters!)

I’m a contract hire that you paid upfront! You can’t fire me!

Also let this be a lesson to internet folks to be careful what you post if your boss shitposts on the orange yelling site