Me in the App Store:

Install this app that lets you fake wash cars and all sorts of things! (Instead of actually taking care of something).

Install Temu, shop like a millionaire (who gives a F about the planet! Just buys clothes you don’t even have to wash, just throw them away!)

Oh you’ve searched for Microsoft Authenticator? Here have some scam app that has been downloaded 541 times!

Steve would turn around in his grave, and I? I have lost all respect for this once great company and hope I never succumb to such temptation if my company gets successful.