Because Apple products at least work deterministically

They don't say here is a 1000 $ iphone and there is a 60% chance you can successfully message or call a friend

The other 40% well? AGI is right around the corner and can US govt pls give me 1 trillion dollar loan and a bailout?

criddell 14 hours ago | parent | next [-]

When I ask Siri to play some album on Spotify, it feels like it works about 60% of the time.

	▲	thewhitetulip 10 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Siri is not Apple's MVP though.

sanex 14 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

So far my agents has worked better than Siri and afaik nobody has actually asked for a bailout yet.

	▲	gafferongames 13 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Don't worry, it's coming
	▲	thewhitetulip 10 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Apple's primary product is not Siri though. Siri is at best a side quest.