> move to a place outside of the city

Now there's an idea I can get behind. Best move I ever made. City living and I just don't mix.

Five miles from pavement, and my air quality is perfect 365 days per year.

I hear some gunshots during hunting season, echoing across the valley, but they'd be drowned out by the frogs singing--they're way louder.

Wait until these guys start telling you you don't need a truck.