Enigma Technologies sells customs manifest search; the Ferraris are marketing bait. Their headline correlations (Bitcoin +0.70, S&P +0.75) are meaningless — any two trending series from 2020–2026 will correlate due to shared macro shocks. Their own showcase contains VINs from Jaguar and Land Rover misclassified as Ferraris, revealing mechanical parsing without validation.

Look at these VINs:

SAJWA4GB2DLB50982 — This is a Jaguar VIN prefix, not Ferrari. Listed under “458 458 ITALIA”

SALLDHMV8BA298639 — This is Land Rover. Listed under “488 GTB TURBO ABS”

The page is data about data-selling, dressed as analysis.

This is the flat-earther epistemology problem.

Flat-earthers’ beliefs tell you nothing about the shape of the Earth, but their existence tells you something about humans. Similarly, this page tells you nothing about Ferraris or markets. It tells you what a B2B data company believes will attract clicks: luxury objects, stock tickers, correlation coefficients presented without methodology. The content is a signal about marketing culture, not economic signal about anything.

The web is saturated with this species of artifact, simply put, web pages built not to inform but to rank, to appear in searches, to gesture at sophistication while delivering none.

B2B is particularly fertile ground because the audience is assumed to be busy, skimming, and impressed by dashboards. The dozens of Ferrari photos aren’t information; they’re texture. The correlation numbers aren’t findings; they’re decoration.

This is the substrate on which large language models train. Not a library with noise, but a noise machine with library fragments embedded.

Billions of dollars spent to grow models that simply learn to reproduce the texture of authority with extreme confident tone, the fake mathematician with a white coat, the implied rigor.

No one is coming to clean this up because the garbage is the product. Pollution is the business model.

Wow, that’s a lovely analysis. I have nothing to add but thanks.

While I agree with this, it's ironic that you used AI to generate it, the very tool that enabled the marketing slop explosion of today.