The Ass-Fucker 3000 fucks you in the arse when you use your car ignition.

But don't get bent out of shape - you can disable it in settings. Takes 10 seconds. Assuming you know it exists and the option doesn't disappear in a future update.

And if it re-enables itself after the next patch? Well, at least the option to disable it still exists! Probably.

Why would you buy a different car? It's so easy to turn off. What, you want to use a BMW? Be a BMW-user? A sheep? All your tools already integrate with our car anyway. There's no real choice, is there - unless you want to be a try-hard. And maybe it doesn't even work properly. You don't want that hassle, do you? Just accept the Ass-Fucker 3000. Next week they'll add the Wife-Beater 2000, but don't worry -that'll have a toggle too.

Cope harder. I wish I had apologists like you for my software.

This sounds like Boeing MCAS cant.