> UK is making you "show your ID card" to jerk off.

There are no ID cards in the UK, so you actually have to get a special jerking off loicense.

I remember giggling at those "oi you got a loicense for that m8??!" memes. Funny, maybe, but not to be taken seriously.

Fast forward less than ten years, and here we are.

One of my favorite Monty Python sketches, the fish license: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXyup0De7Q

	▲	yard2010 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Did Kemal Ataturk really have a full menagerie all named abdul?

avhception 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I remember a popular "greentext" specifically about this...

What if someone is not a certified wanker?

Head down to your local Tory office and prove it.

	▲	jamesbelchamber 2 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		The wanker licensing board defected to Reform last week
	▲	keysersoze33 4 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		If all else fails, ask for BJ