Anyone else with progressive lenses just think "I already have this"?

I'm due for new glasses, so any laptop use is now a careful equilibrium between "text is burry" and "text is too small".

Yes, absolutely. One of the first things I noticed when I changed from two pairs of glasses to progressive lenses. The other thing was that, because I don't have to switch glasses to look away from the screen, I remember to focus on a distant object every so often.